Charlie Sheen, you win this time

Reports that Charlie Sheen expertly and enthusiastically dismantled another Ritz-Carlton hotel room don’t seem to be holding up. While Usmagazine.com claims the actor trashed his suite during a weekend-long party while in New York with ex-wife Denise Richards — which he actually famously did in 2011 before landing in the hospital — his reps and hotel employees are denying he was anything but a well-behaved guest.

TMZ obtained a copy of the bill — why yes, we did feel creepy reading it — and Sheen’s version might hold up: Your mom could do more damage to the mini-bar, and we’re pretty sure dry-cleaning isn’t a concern when there are coke-dusted porn stars to attend to.