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February 03, 2012

Reading this column will be far from useless. In fact, it’s full of useless information.

The Important Role of Campus Radio

February 03, 2012

Reading this column will be far from useless. In fact, it’s full of useless information.

Finding a new hook for shows

September 23, 2011

Peter Hook was on the phone from Schiphol Airport in Amsterdam awaiting a connection to China where he was booked to DJ in Beijing and Shanghai.

I Have Questions ... with myself

September 16, 2011

BEIJING, China — When you’re deep in the bowels of economy class, a 12-hour flight across the Pacific is not pleasant.

The hard life of rockstars

August 26, 2011

Back on the 19th, Bono felt unwell. Decompressing from the massive 360 Tour at his villa in Eze-sur-Mer in the south of France, his heart began rattling around in his chest like a drum machine gone insane.

What music does 'the ride' remind you of?

August 19, 2011

Here in Southern Ontario, the End Times for summer is heralded by the opening of the Canadian National Exhibition. For me, the CNE works much better in nostalgic terms than actually going again. I’d rather preserve those memories as they are rather than risk having them corrupted forever.

So what is bandomynology, anyway?

August 05, 2011

It’s not exactly a beach read, but I just finished a fascinating book called Reading the OED by Ammon Shea, who spent a year reading all 21,730 pages of the Oxford English Dictionary.  

The hit of the summer is up to you

July 29, 2011

It used to be every summer had its song.

Dolly Parton is worth how much?!

July 22, 2011

As you may have heard elsewhere, I, er, have some extra time on my hands. 

Will U2 ever be able to top U2?

July 15, 2011

As I stood watching U2 play the 105th of 111 shows on their 360 Tour, all I kept thinking was “Now what?”

The very best of ’11 (so far)

June 30, 2011

If you’re reading this, chances are you still care about buying albums and CDs. And as we pass into the second half of 2011, here are my picks for the best albums of the year (so far) in alphabetical order.

The power of secretive marketing

June 24, 2011

Usually, the route to fame requires help: Publicists, pluggers, and plenty of public appearances (cf. Lady Gaga). But in the ultra-short attention span world of today’s music, I’ve noticed that an increasing number of performers are becoming famous by staying anonymous.  

History of music: The Format Wars (Part 2)

June 17, 2011

Last week, I went through some love-hate battles that have occurred between music and technology over the decades. Here are a few more.

A brief history of the format wars

June 10, 2011

All throughout history, an established technology never had a chance if something more convenient came along. Just look at what we’ve seen with music over the past 140 years or so.

Now those kids were alright

June 03, 2011

Bob Dylan isn't the only legendary musician to hit the 70-year mark these days.

Let these apps be your guide to new music

May 27, 2011

There’s just too much music and not enough time.

It's the most wonderful time of the year

May 20, 2011

Today is one of my favourite days of the entire year, the Friday leading into the first summer long weekend.

A look inside Sloan headquarters

May 13, 2011

This is Sloan HQ, a main floor rehearsal space in a non-descript industrial area of Toronto.

Anvil’s 15 minutes turns into hours

May 06, 2011

Whilst listening to the BBC in the winter of 2009, a movie reviewer said, “The Story of Anvil is very good, but I couldn’t tell if I was being put on.  Is this a real band or is it some kind of Spinal Tap joke?”

Bands so cool, Google hasn't even heard of them

April 29, 2011

If you want to know more about a new band, the first step is to search them out on Google (or Bing or Yahoo! or whatever). Most of the time, you find what you’re looking for. But then there are those bands whose names can either break you or Google.

The day Josh Homme died

April 15, 2011

Josh Homme (Queens of the Stone Age, Them Crooked Vultures, Eagles of Death Metal, etc, etc) isn’t exactly a delicate figure. At 6’ 4” and somewhere near 250 pounds, few people would be dumb enough to take him on. But even the most robust among us can collide head-on into our own mortality.

Where have all the rock stars gone?

April 08, 2011

The 30 people in my Grade 10 homeroom class could be classified as follows: three were fans of pop music; five preferred country; and the remaining 22 were KISS fans. KISS were rock stars, musicians with music, money, success and near global ubiquity. We knew this because the DJ on the radio told us so.

Tool: The reigning champs of April Fool's Day

April 01, 2011

How did it ever become socially acceptable to for it to be open season on the inattentive, the unaware and the gullible once a year?

Handicapping this year's Juno Awards

March 25, 2011

With the 40th anniversary of the Juno Awards coming up Sunday from the Air Canada Centre in Toronto, it’s time for some handicapping potshots.

Spring blooms with new record releases

March 18, 2011

I am sick of winter, and I suspect you are, too. With spring arriving at 7:21 EDT Sunday night — a little earlier than usual thanks to the celestial vagaries of the vernal equinox — we can start looking at not only warm weather but some major album releases. And after a rather dull Q1, things are looking up — especially if you’re a rock fan.

Bands to watch for Canadian Music Week, Part II

March 11, 2011

If you’re anywhere in the vicinity of Toronto, you’ll know that the city has been taken over by a mob of musicians and music fans who, by this time, are hungover and extremely sleep-deprived. Such are the rituals of Canadian Music Week.

Bands to watch for Canadian Music Week

March 04, 2011

With the 29th edition of Canadian Music Week set to start in Toronto on Wednesday, the city—not to mention customs — is preparing for the annual invasion of more than 800 acts from around the planet who will somehow manage to play gigs in 55 venues over just five nights. It’s like the flooding of the Nile during a plague of locusts. Only drunker. 

Bieber, Gaga, this too shall pass

February 25, 2011

I was recently asked the question "Why do we have to live in Justin Bieber's world?"

What is wrong with people?

February 18, 2011

Despite the severe high-fidelity shortcomings of MP3s, most people seem completely happy with what they deliver.

Rock & roll gynecologists and F-bomb pioneers

February 04, 2011

The identity of the best-selling musical instrument of all time is just one of the useless facts I happen to know.


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